Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Kimono Girl


After 5 posts about ninjas, it's time for a change of pace. A cute girl wearing traditional Japanese kimono.

Do you know that the word 'kimono' means 'something to wear'? There are many different types of kimonos, for both women and men. Check out the Wikipedia page if you want to learn more!

If you're wondering how my wife cut out the eyes and mouth, she uses a special seaweed punch similar to this one. Tip: you can use the more readily available paper craft punch - just Google for 'paper craft punch'.

Sunday, April 13, 2014

Ninjas


Following on from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lunchbags, here's a couple of cool little ninjas, ready to leap out from the shadows and ... be eaten.

Little ninja, weedy ninja
Nice too meet 'cha
Little ninja, bready ninja
Time to eat 'cha!

Kids, be careful when eating your ninjas as they are full of weapons. Always take off the weapons before you put them in your mouth.

Thursday, April 10, 2014

Leonardo


Leonardo is Son's favourite turtle, because he wears blue, and Son's favourite colour is blue. Or yellow, but there isn't any yellow turtles, so Leonardo it is.

Leonardo is the leader of the bunch, and is equipped with the very practical twin katana blades. He's the most mature and responsible of the bunch, although he loves pizza and partying as much as the other turtles.

In the original comic, Leonardo is a much more realised character. The comic explores how he deals with the weight of leadership and the enormity of their quest . His combat prowess far exceeds the others - in one scene, he defeated all the other turtles - and *SPOILER ALERT* he eventually defeated the Shredder in single combat.

Sunday, April 6, 2014

Raphael


Just like his unusual choice of weapon (the sai), Raphael is arguably the most complex dude out of the TMNT bunch. Raph's got a bit of a temper, you see, and a rather bleak outlook of the world. He has a difficult relationship with Leonardo, his older brother and the leader of the group.

Unfortunately, although maybe necessarily, in original, kid-friendly cartoon series, this complex character was simplified and was mostly known for his one-liners:
  • "He's not only from medieval Japan, but also from an alternate universe, so naturally he speaks English!"
  • "If he starts singing, I advise changing to another channel."
  • "Thanks, Raphael, I owe you one!" "You owe me 6, but who's countin'?"
  • "MMMph hmm MPHMMHM!" "That's April, alright. I recognize her mumbles!"





Thursday, April 3, 2014

Donatello


Donatello's weapon is the versatile bo staff and his thing is being the brainiest and geekiest ninja turtle. As the original theme song said, "Donatello does machines!" Boy, does he ever. Within the first season he single-handedly created the Turtle Van, Turtle Blimp, the Turtle Communicator, all from his crappy sewer laboratory. Granted, he had access to salvaged alien technology that the turtles liberated from the Shredder, but still, the man, I mean turtle, got moves.

Donatello is Daughter's favourite turtle, because, well, he's wearing purple and purple is Daughter's favourite colour. 

Saturday, March 29, 2014

Michaelangelo


I was a big fan of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when I was a kid. Recently I've been re-watching the original series with Daughter and Son, and that brought back nice memories.

I became a fan when my mom got me and my brothers each a TMNT action figure. By random chance, she gave me a Michaelangelo, so the party-loving, orange-wearing, nunchuku-whirling turtle became my favourite. My earliest memory is reading the back of the packaging and finding out how " ... he's the master of the whirling nunchukus. It takes eight pounds of pressure per square inch to break bone. The nunchukus generate ninety!"

(For the adults in the audience, the original TMNT comic is worth checking out, the tone is more mature than the kid-friendlier cartoon series).

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Four Eggs



Four noisy white eggs
All ready to hatch
One two three four
Now they all match

How-to Tips

  • The chicks are made out omelettes, fried then then hand cut.
  • Use cheese slices for the white of the eyes.


Friday, March 7, 2014

Apple Tree and Star Box


So, my wife saw this thing about a dad who drew on his kids lunchbags everyday for (many) years. Check it out here, it's pretty awesome.

My wife forced gently encouraged me to do the same for our kids. My son is starting kinder this year so she could use a bit of help with lunch.

When I was at school I loved to draw. So this lunchbag thing is turning out to be a lot of fun, and I'm going to post the better ones on this blog.

I'll start with this one which is pretty simple but was fun to draw. I'm using Bic "Mark It" permanent markers, and they are fun to mix and play around with.

Thursday, March 6, 2014

Angry Birds



Fun Facts

  • The original Angry Birds game was made by a team of four people and took eight months to finish because it was such a low priority for the company.
  • Angry Birds was downloaded 8 MILLION times on Christmas day 2012.
  • There is an official Angry Birds sticky tape. Really.


How-to Tips

  • All face bits are cut by hand.
  • For red/orange bits, use fruit rollups or pressed fruit - the thinner the better.
  • You can use the fake seafood sticks for pink parts - just unroll them into pink sheets.